Me: Honey is this your towel?
Eddie: No it's not.
Me: It must be mine, then. Hmm I don't remember it being mine.
Eddie: You don't have a memory, remember?
. . . . *5 seconds later* . . . .
Eddie: HA HA HA
Me: What?
Eddie: If you don't have a memory, how can you remember???
Me: (-.-")