Say what?
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Sunday, January 18, 2009
I come home to find him in a sweat after washing his car. We laze around for a bit, then go out for lunch and grocery shopping. We feed each other prized crispy crunchy burnt bits of McDonalds fries. We buy fruit and bread and the same bottles of cheap organic shampoos. We come home and muck around. We cuddle up for a nap after a steamy shag session.
He wakes up and I feel him plant a kiss on my forehead before he heads out for soccer. He comes home from soccer, takes a shower, cleans up the cat's vomit. He starts cooking dinner and tells me to stay out of the kitchen so that I won't get the smell of his cooking in my hair.
I flick through pages of the February issue of Cleo until he declares dinner ready, and am still flicking pages while picking at my food when he does the dishes. As I finally bring my plate to the sink, he announces that he'll make char siu for dinner tomorrow, my favourite.
Made with love: Honeysoy-glazed chicken thigh fillets, scrambled eggs and mixed veggies with rice
I must have done something really good in my previous life to deserve him.
He wakes up and I feel him plant a kiss on my forehead before he heads out for soccer. He comes home from soccer, takes a shower, cleans up the cat's vomit. He starts cooking dinner and tells me to stay out of the kitchen so that I won't get the smell of his cooking in my hair.
I flick through pages of the February issue of Cleo until he declares dinner ready, and am still flicking pages while picking at my food when he does the dishes. As I finally bring my plate to the sink, he announces that he'll make char siu for dinner tomorrow, my favourite.
Made with love: Honeysoy-glazed chicken thigh fillets, scrambled eggs and mixed veggies with rice
I must have done something really good in my previous life to deserve him.
Friday, January 16, 2009
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Monday, January 12, 2009
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Thursday, January 8, 2009
"SO... is he a Christian?"
1. Yes he's a Christian. In fact, his whole family is Christian. They practically live in church. He smokes, drinks, gambles, parties, swears, pick fights, and fucks. He goes to church every Sunday and mumbles his repentance. Then it all starts over again. But that's okay, because he's a Christian.
2. No he's not a Christian. He secretly orders lunch for the homeless old lady sitting behind us who can only afford to buy drinks. He respects different religions and beliefs. He believes that you do good because you want to, not because your religion wants you to. And he believes that as long as you know you're doing what's right, that's what matters most.
"Oh but he's not Christian. You should've known better, Jody."
FFS, gimme a break already.
1. Yes he's a Christian. In fact, his whole family is Christian. They practically live in church. He smokes, drinks, gambles, parties, swears, pick fights, and fucks. He goes to church every Sunday and mumbles his repentance. Then it all starts over again. But that's okay, because he's a Christian.
2. No he's not a Christian. He secretly orders lunch for the homeless old lady sitting behind us who can only afford to buy drinks. He respects different religions and beliefs. He believes that you do good because you want to, not because your religion wants you to. And he believes that as long as you know you're doing what's right, that's what matters most.
"Oh but he's not Christian. You should've known better, Jody."
FFS, gimme a break already.
Last night I had a disturbing dream about druggies in a Thai slum, after falling asleep reading a particular chapter.
Lately I've been having twisted, uncanny dreams almost every night. Two nights ago I had a nightmare about going to the dentist (I have dentophobia). And the night before I dreamt of Eddie's ex wtf.
Lately I've been having twisted, uncanny dreams almost every night. Two nights ago I had a nightmare about going to the dentist (I have dentophobia). And the night before I dreamt of Eddie's ex wtf.
I wonder what I'll dream of tonight.
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
We let Satay go. 
It was a reluctant decision, but we weren't sure whether we'd be able to commit to another pet, especially when BTS (Blue-Tongued Skinks) are known to live to ripe ages of up to 15-30 years.
Secondly, we finally managed to convince ourselves that it might not be such a brilliant idea after all to have a cat and a lizard under the same roof, particularly when the former is notorious for stalking and pursuing the latter's species to their untimely demise.
More importantly, we figured Satay would be much happier in his own natural habitat. Besides,we'll be sure to still see him around.
Goodbye darling. Take care of yourself.
It was a reluctant decision, but we weren't sure whether we'd be able to commit to another pet, especially when BTS (Blue-Tongued Skinks) are known to live to ripe ages of up to 15-30 years.
Secondly, we finally managed to convince ourselves that it might not be such a brilliant idea after all to have a cat and a lizard under the same roof, particularly when the former is notorious for stalking and pursuing the latter's species to their untimely demise.
More importantly, we figured Satay would be much happier in his own natural habitat. Besides,we'll be sure to still see him around.
Goodbye darling. Take care of yourself.
$168 to fix a bloody hole in my tooth. Blimey. And Dr. Ciaran says I've got two more cavities that need fixing. And that's just the left side, cos he didn't take an x-ray of the right side.
The lower half of my jaw is still numb from anesthetic, I could be drooling out of the corner of my mouth for all I know, because I cannot feel anything.
The lower half of my jaw is still numb from anesthetic, I could be drooling out of the corner of my mouth for all I know, because I cannot feel anything.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
It was fate that I called Eddie (from Coles) at 7.08pm to ask whether or not he'd have lasagne for dinner. If I hadn't, he wouldn't have traipsed to his room to retrieve his phone, thus he wouldn't have discovered the lil fella basking in the middle of the carpeted corridor under the ceiling light, before a certain frivolous kitteh in the house did.
Say hello to Satay!
Oh, herro x)
Why diz rock be hairy?
U gots to be keedin' meeh. U guys can gives me a bettah house den dis!
Oooh adventure..
Gonna check out the pet shop tomorrow and get some proper equipment. But shhh... we're keepin him against the law.
Say hello to Satay!
Oh, herro x)
Why diz rock be hairy?
U gots to be keedin' meeh. U guys can gives me a bettah house den dis!
Oooh adventure..
Gonna check out the pet shop tomorrow and get some proper equipment. But shhh... we're keepin him against the law.
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