Madonkey Badonkey!

A banana, a choccie-chip hot-cross-bun, and a long black for brekky.

Den why u on ur bak insteedz of hoppity-hop?

Say what?

Eddie is not getting any angpaos this year cos his Facebook status says he's Married. Ha!

Happy Chinese 'Niu' Year!

Off to Sunnybank we go

People who do not have respect for others do not deserve an ounce of respect themselves.

Forty.Five.Freakin.Minutes they wrestled before it spat out the hook

It is decidedly easier being a no-belt than a black.

Dance, dance like nobody cares

Obsession rekindled! Back into the phase

The versatility of a tampon


"Hmmm, this mouse be kinda skinneh.."

My catgrass is dying and my catnip has died. =(

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUCIAA

<3

What? Ain't neva seen a freak buffore?

Lulu and Booboo on the CityCat

I come home to find him in a sweat after washing his car. We laze around for a bit, then go out for lunch and grocery shopping. We feed each other prized crispy crunchy burnt bits of McDonalds fries. We buy fruit and bread and the same bottles of cheap organic shampoos. We come home and muck around. We cuddle up for a nap after a steamy shag session.

He wakes up and I feel him plant a kiss on my forehead before he heads out for soccer. He comes home from soccer, takes a shower, cleans up the cat's vomit. He starts cooking dinner and tells me to stay out of the kitchen so that I won't get the smell of his cooking in my hair.

I flick through pages of the February issue of Cleo until he declares dinner ready, and am still flicking pages while picking at my food when he does the dishes. As I finally bring my plate to the sink, he announces that he'll make char siu for dinner tomorrow, my favourite.


Made with love: Honeysoy-glazed chicken thigh fillets, scrambled eggs and mixed veggies with rice

I must have done something really good in my previous life to deserve him.

I have strong opinions that I do not neccessarily know how to express.