1. Yes he's a Christian. In fact, his whole family is Christian. They practically live in church. He smokes, drinks, gambles, parties, swears, pick fights, and fucks. He goes to church every Sunday and mumbles his repentance. Then it all starts over again. But that's okay, because he's a Christian.
2. No he's not a Christian. He secretly orders lunch for the homeless old lady sitting behind us who can only afford to buy drinks. He respects different religions and beliefs. He believes that you do good because you want to, not because your religion wants you to. And he believes that as long as you know you're doing what's right, that's what matters most.
"Oh but he's not Christian. You should've known better, Jody."
FFS, gimme a break already.
